Archive | February, 2012

Putting the f*ing smackdown on China-bashers

14 Feb

(Part II of my reactions to Ho Pin’s NYT op-ed.)

China bashing is annoying to anyone who has lived there.

NOTE: I wrote about fifty ledes to this story. Most were a little over the top, which, in the end, I felt weakened my overall criticism of these knee-jerking jerks about to be de-pantsed in the lunchline. So, I just left it with a simple understatement. 

Ho Pin is a China basher. Thus, I find his article rather irritating for its lack of– er–  balance (reality?). But, I will give him this, he did a masterful job of following the formula for that perfect 10-part China-bashing bullshit cocktail.

Here are the ingredients (in Ho’s words):

1. “Even though China has used market reforms to transform itself into an economic powerhouse, the government lives in constant fear of unrest.”

2. “Wealth and opportunities have been snatched by a few politically connected individuals. Corruption is rampant, and the gap between the rich and the poor is widening.”

3. “Hu has resisted calls to reform China’s political system. Instead, he has reverted to the Mao-era policy of creating mammoth state-run enterprises and allocating billions of dollars to a security apparatus that routinely cracks down on dissent.”

4. “Economic growth has offered Mr. Hu a temporary reprieve.”

5. “The economy is showing signs of stalling, the real estate bubble could burst and the financial system is being undermined by unregulated and corrupt lending. Meanwhile, protests against corruption and social injustice are intensifying…”

6. Chinese Leader XYZ “should grasp the importance of free speech, and… work to regain the trust of intellectuals.”

7. “Without free elections, a free press and independent judges, the government can’t fulfill its promise to stamp out corruption and build a fair and just society.”

8. “Even though he will rule the world’s most populous nation and faces no official political opposition, he lacks the legitimacy accorded democratically elected officials.”

9. “The recent uprisings in the Arab world have made Chinese leaders keenly aware of their own vulnerability.”

10. “The trend is irreversible. As the insatiable greed of corrupt officials and unfair economic practices further exacerbate public anger and hatred, a large-scale crisis, set off by events like an economic meltdown or a protest by peasants or migrant workers, could occur.”

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Here’s the truth: You could regurgitate this same stale argument for any country in the world– particularly the United States.

Let’s debunk this thing one point at a time.

1. The Chinese government does not live in “constant fear.” Far from it. If one has been paying any attention, he’ll see Chinese leaders are walking around with their chests puffed out like proud little peacocks these days. Bullying neighbors at sea. Balking at UN resolutions. Dominating the global climate change agenda. And still chugging along at 8.5% economic growth. Are national level leaders afraid of peasants? Afraid of factory workers? Hardly. Do they tolerate people going against the line? No. Does that make them paranoid or just assholes? It is a mixture of both, much moreso the latter. To envision hu Jintao hearing of some farmer protest and cowering in a closet is way off base.

2. Yawn. A country whose wealthy elite are in bed with politicians?! You’d never see that happen in the US! Find me a country where this isn’t the case. Find me a superpower where the gap between rich and poor is shrinking. Might just a small part of this stem from the fact that an obscene percent of Chinese were in poverty 20 years ago and are no longer today?

3. Hu didn’t listen to a bunch of other people with their own interests– including,  for many call-makers, seeing a weaker China– to change the course of his country in the midst of a never-before-seen historical rise to dominance. Hmmm, wonder why. “Mammoth state-run enterprises,” I assume, refers to Hu investing heavily in state-run programs during the global economic crisis in 2008-2009. How did China make out during that whole ordeal? Oh yeah, basically unscathed. And, of course, it’s not like the US nationalized a bunch of failing industries by investing billions in bailouts.

4. The idea that the economy is the only thing holding China together dismisses a rather strong sense of cultural and national identity that one could argue was very viable even during the major humiliations of the 20th century.

5. Yawn. “Economy is fragile. Bottom could fall out at any minute. Number of protests rising.” There are more than a few countries willing to switch economic forecasts with China right now. Ask the PIGS. And, again, could one not say the same thing about the US?

6. Oh, wait, how could I forget! The oppressed Chinese “intellectuals!” The only smart people in China are pro-Washington and anti-Beijing! How could I have forgotten this? I mean, let’s stretch an unbelievably huge blanket over lawyers, professors, scientists, artists, and anyone with a higher education by just assuming they all hate the government that provided them the opportunity to reach a point that 20 years ago would have been considered a pipe dream for 99.99% of all Chinese. And let’s tilt the scales in the favor of the intellectuals at the expense of the silent majority, because paternalism of the developing world always works wonders.

7. “Stamp out corruption!” Let’s go to war with it! War on Corruption! War on Drugs! War on Terror! War on the Boogeyman! When are people going to realize that some things are always going to exist at a certain level. Corruption is one of them. Dare I say, it’s as old as mankind. Someone lies. Someone cheats. Is China not cracking down? Why don’t you ask the former mayor of Shanghai or the former director of Chongqing’s Justice Bureau? Oh, yeah, you can’t– because they’re dead. Maybe Ho would be better served studying failed corruption crackdowns by looking at the US energy industry, military contractors, and financial institutions.

8. What exactly constitutes political legitimacy? What if a democraticall elected body has a 10% approval-to-86% disapproval rating, like, oh, say the US Congress? Does that make their leadership legitimate? What does it say for a democracy where 86% of people don’t approve of their leaders? I wonder what that poll would look like if we were to ask the Chinese how they feel about the CCP.

9. Here’s another surprise for Ho, the Arab uprisings have next to no similarity to the situation in China right now. What led to the Arab Spring? Inept leadership, massive unemployment, lack of access to education, and a general feeling that there was no hope for a better future. Not the case in China. Not even close.

10. In the land of Couldashouldawoulda a lot of things could occur. Sure, there could be an economic slowdown in China. Sure, there could be more protests. In fact, I think both things will happen. I think they will happen in a lot of places. I think they are just as likely to happen in the US. I also think people like Ho Pin need to realize what a sinking Chinese ship will pull down with it. Point in case, Egypt.

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There are an astounding number of blowhards who yearn to wax poetic on the injustices of a monstrous China. I just want to know what utopia they live in and how I can get there.

“Only in China” surpasses “Only in America”

14 Feb

The New York Times ran an op-ed on Xi Jinping, China’s assumed heir apparent to the CCP chair and presidential throne, last Sunday. Though deeply cynical of China as a whole, the writer describes why many Chinese view Xi as a strong “advocate of ordinary people’s interests.” That is if, of course, you consider this somehow relatively ordinary:

When Mr. Xi was 9, his father, Xi Zhongxun, who had fought in the Communist revolution, was purged from the party by Mao. The father was detained and imprisoned and spent 16 years in a labor camp, plunging the family into poverty. During the Cultural Revolution, a 15-year-old Mr. Xi was banished to a poverty-stricken village in northern China where, for seven years, he labored with peasants, eating corn chaff bread and sleeping in a flea-infested bed.

From flea-infested to leader of a world superpower. Now, that, my friends, is an “Only in China” story.

Used to be, growing up, one would hear the phrase “Only in America” like it was going out of style. Turns out, it was.

“Only in America” has lost most of its moxie. I mean, what was the last great OiA headliner? Obama, right. “Black elected president! Only in America!” Like no one had ever heard of the African continent before.

Not to take away from Barack’s humble upbringings, but he certainly didn’t suffer through the hardships of Xi Jinping’s family. Which also isn’t to say that many families have not, considering most Chinese families did suffer a similar fate in those dark years.

I guess, what I am getting at here, is that the motherland of opportunity has relocated. If I were going to ask you where the next dirt-poor peasant would rise to the cream of the crop, would you bet on it happening in America or China? That’s the question.

My money is on China. I think it’s safe to say most would agree. Part of that, undoubtedly, is due to the fact that China is still in its Rockefeller Revolution. But is that the only reason?

I’d like to say that the road to riches is a a little less rocky in China at the moment, but that just isn’t the case either. Poor, rural Chinese face just as rough, if not a rougher road to success than their peers in the US. A farmer’s child in China is born with literally next to nothing.

Hmm, it’s a tightrope argument here. One could fall of on either side and really offend someone/a billion people. So, I guess I’ll leave the questions to you…

What is that makes China feel like more is possible there than in the US? Is it solely the economy? Can an argument be made for cultural differences? How much of it comes down to parents and sacrifice for their children? What about ambition, determination, laziness, and entitlement, where would you chart them in a comparison?

All I know is this: Google “Only in America” and you get 2,120,000,000 hits. Google “Only in China” and you get 2,190,000,000.

That’s 70,000,o00 more reasons to think “Only in China” might be only the beginning.

DO NOT attend the Changhua Lantern Festival (彰灯结彩)

13 Feb

Some lantern displays were cool, others looked like a neighbor's bad Christmas lights.

Unless you like standing in endless lines and herding like cattle, you might want to stay away from the national lantern festival in Changhua (彰化, I say it “Zhanghua”).

Honestly, this festival is a logistical nightmare. The festival itself is held around the island in a new location every year. I remembered going to the one at CKS Memorial Hall in Taipei about 5 years ago, so I thought I would check this one out.

Bad decision.

My friend and I took an early afternoon train up, partly because every other time slot was booked up and also because we figured it would still give us 4-5 hours to walk around. I mean, how long do you really need to look at lanterns? There was also a Disney performance that my friend was really into, so, yeah, that, too, I suppose.

Problems started as soon as we got there. The line for the free shuttle from Zhanghua to Lugang (鹿港), the little farmer’s village where it is being held, was outrageously long. We arrived at 5 and had a return train around 9:45. We were informed the line would be at least two hours for the free shuttle.

The line went from well behind me in this photo, right to the trees against the railroad and then all the way down to that yellow building.

So we took a cab, which surprisingly wasn’t that expensive, 400nt/taxi. The cab was easy to find, as they were all qeueing outside on the opposite side of the train station.

We walked around for a bit, making our way to the stadium, where the main performances were. Rather, I should say, we jumped into the human stream moving towards the stadium. There wasn’t even time to stop to take photos without getting trampled by the masses. Madness.

The stadium only had bleachers on one side, so no on e could see the stage. No big screen, nothing. Next thing you know, I see a bunch of people just ignoring all signs and climbing on top of lantern display platforms. Naturally, I expected the police to be all over it. But after a few minutes, they still hadn’t arrived, and I realized they were probably just as jammed up in the human traffic as anyone else. So, I climbed aboard.

I kept near the back of the platform, with a clear jumping exit strategy in mind. This just screamed “Youtube video of Fatal Stage Collapse in Taiwan.” No way I was going down like that.

We saw some goofy European strings quartet try to act cool for a while, then they lit up the rotating dragon in the middle for about 5 minutes. As soon as that ended, there was about a 20-minute delay until Disney was to take the stage, and exits turned into absolute human gridlock. 

We made the decision that if we wanted any chance to get back to Zhanghua in time for our train we needed to leave now. Luckily, from the platform, we could crawl back through the displays and avoid the exit traps.

We started walking to the North exit, where we were told that there was no designated taxi pick-up spot in Lugang. The shuttle line was already an hour or two long, so we took to wandering aimlessly in this bumfuck village looking for a big road or anywhere a taxi might be.

Obviously, no luck. We walk back to the shuttle line, now almost certain to miss our bus. The line has quintupled. It’s a five hour wait now. We’ve been at this damn festival, looking at lit up colored paper lamps, for two hours. Not a fair trade-off.

No way we’re waiting. It’s just madness. We decide to risk it, and if all else fails try to find some crappy hotel in town to crash at for the night. We’ve missed our train. The endless nightmare scenario is starting to really sink its teeth into our rear end’s. We’re depressed. We’re cranky. We’re like everyone else there.

Somehow, amazingly, I catch a glimpse of some cabbie with his “空车” open light on, and I bum rush it. This young guy comes up screaming behind me. Turns out, he had already called it or found it, but since there were some extra seats, he offered for us to hop in with his girlfriend, and this other woman and her son he was helping out. Nice kid.

Taxi cab driver was bitching his ass off. Talking about how Lugang has no taxis. No buses. Talking about how all the roads are closed. The roads are too small to avoid all the traffic. It’s total chaos in Lugang!

We get back to the station and have to take a local train to Chiayi, a taxi to Xinying, and then a bus to Tainan. It sounds easy. It wasn’t. Luckily, that kid and his girlfriend were also headed back to Tainan, and we just followed his plan. It was pricey, and it took forever. It was freezing.

All told, I ended up getting home around 3am Sunday morning.

Awesome lantern festival. Two hours of lanterns. Ten hours of trying to get to and fro.

“Taiwanese Licking”… hmm, this should get some hits!

9 Feb

Check the pic below. Catch anything a little off?

"I'm licking, and nothing is happening here people!"

Taiwanese are such closet pervs! No doubt some intern in the PR department is still getting a giggle out of this with friends.

Granted, this is pretty harmless, but government officials have taken up this issues before. I remember about five years back there was a big push for legislation ensuring some helpless grandmother didn’t get stuck with the license plate ICU-P29 or 69D-1CK.

On a serious note, a buddy always used to say, “Why are governments the only ones who seem too stubborn to hire a native language copy editor?” Everyone gives Chinese/Taiwanese such a hard time for bad Chinglish translations, and yet they’re still made every day.

I no bright white.

Re: Hip Hop in Asia

8 Feb

I just had a former ethnic studies professor of mine tell me he is teaching a class on the history of hip hop this semester. He asked me what I thought of hip hop culture here in China/Taiwan, and I tried to give him my brief two cents. I’m curious what some of you others who live here might think. Here’s my e-mail back to him—

Hey AG-

Sorry for the delayed response, I was on the road for Chinese New Year in Singapore, Malaysia, and Thailand. I definitely want to thank you again for helping me with the SOAS recommendation. I will let you know when I hear back from the school.
About your hip hop class, I have been trying to put some thoughts together on it. In my experience, specifically in China and Taiwan, I see hip hop at a unique point in its evolution. Some elements, particularly graffiti and “urban street wear” are particularly strong, and their influence in society is growing. You see a lot of 59fifty flat-brims and Tims. Hip hop dance has really taken hold, as well. Clubs all have their own teams of hip hop dancers. A lot of poppin’-n’-lockin’ and shufflin’ mostly, and a lot of girls doing work, not so much old school beatboy-type breakin’ .
Then, on the other end of the spectrum, I think the music has really stagnated. Even DJs have gone away from records, from mixing… it’s all mash-up, Top 40, etc. I think there are a couple of reasons behind this. For one, so much of the hip hop culture has been embraced through/with the NBA (and Nike). You go to any park here, you see one old man doing Tai-qi and all the young kids playing hoops. One could make the argument David Stern is the world’s greatest ambassador of hip hop, ha.
On a deeper level, Chinese culture has not been so historically flamboyant. Flaunting wealth is generally seen as a big faux pas here. So much of the message in hip hop these days is about wealth accumulation and excess. Things like sex and money are certainly more closed doors here. I think that’s also part of it.
Another part of it, that resonates on a much broader global level, is the undercurrent of social discontent streaming towards that 99% v. 1% issue. Kids are particularly fed up with the pursuit of wealth by all means necessary. A lot of kids here had insanely protective, demanding parents that wanted them to be doctors, lawyers, and engineers. When these kids take up music, the escapism they seek is outside that conformity of social success. That’s why in China and Taiwan the punk rock/post rock scene is really taking off. The message resonates with them. It’d be fascinating to see a comparison of early 70s punk in England/US/UK and the rejuvenation here in Asia.
So, all that said, hip hop needs to get back to its roots. Man, I’ve gone back to listening to Eazy-E and a lot of Tribe. I listened to the new Common, the new Talib, guys that when I was in high school had a message, and it’s gone. Common went to Haiti to film a video where he disses brothers who sing… what?! The only mainstream acts putting out decent rhymes right now are Kanye (surprisingly evolved as a rapper, in my opinion) and Jay (just saying the same thing again and again in more creative ways). I wasn’t a huge fan of their collabo album, but…
Other than that, I have been listening to this dude Moufy out of Boston. I attached a pretty talented storytelling track of his. And, I’ve been trying to find smaller acts that get back to that Guru/Tribe jazz beat. These dudes Substantial & Marcus D have a lot of love for Japan, where, I must say, hip hop has certainly found a second home. I wish I knew more on Japan that I could share with you.
Hope this might help out.
Talk to you soon,
Miles
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